Signs that you have a "2 year old" in your house.

1. The toilet paper is always rolled out in your bathroom
2. You can't walk across your kitchen floor without having your feet stick to it.
3. You are smiling most of the day with all the new cute things that they are learning to say and do.
4. The word "No" is the most common word that you hear.
5. every door or cupboard that doesn't have a lock or latch will be all over the house and a total mess.
6. Changing dirty diapers is not as enjoyable.
7. When things are quiet you always need to worry.
8. Always keep a close eye on where you tooth brush has been.
9. There is a good possibility that a few items will be flushed down the toilet.
10. All the childrens books in the house will have at least one page ripped out.
11. They are at the height where they can reach the lights and buttons on the T.V. So the lights will flicker on and off often and it is almost impossible to watch anything without the channel getting changed a few times or having to adjust the volume.
12. Plan on a tantrum or two on about every trip to the store.
13. Watch out for the little body that will be learning how to climb out of the crib soon.
14. Cleaning up fingerpainted cribs and wall after nap time. And they will provide their own fingerpaint. ( my person favorite)
15. Messes in your house that are impossible to stay on top of.
16. Unless you know where every crayon, pencil and marker are you will have beautiful art work on walls and furniture.
17. It is hard to leave the house without hearing cries behind the door as you leave.
18. Don't plan on making through one Sacrament Meeting.
19. lots of juicy kisses.
20. You will find yourself giggling most the day.
21. The dishwasher will be running most of the day. It is all too easy to figure out how to turn it on.
22. Oxyclean is a must for every piece of laundry.
23. No matter how many toys you buy they will always want to play with the things you don't want them to.
24. You are very ready for bedtime each night.
25. You will have Barney songs running through your head all day long.


Here are just a few I thought of off the top of my head. Are there any others you want to add??